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We learned this week that the Bush team wants the legal authority to delay the November election in the event of a national emergency. Hmm... if Bush is behind in the polls, do you suppose there will be a national emergency at election time?
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Zong of the Week is a group of musicians who have pledged to create a new funny song each week. Our zongs range from political satire to just plain silliness.
is a project with a simple goal: to create a new funny song every week. The Zong of the Week creative team has pledged to provide a steady supply of satirical and silly songs for your entertainment. and also at our website, .
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Genre
Podcasts • Comedy - Political Humor
Charts
Peak #23
Peak in subgenre #2
Author
Paul Nordquist
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zongoftheweek.com
Uploaded
July 19, 2004
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MP3 3.9 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
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This is the Zong of the Week for July 18, 2004
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Gentlemen, it looks like we're in for a bruising We just played the gay card, and we're still losing! And every time Dick opens his mouth we lose another vote I can't explain why we're doing so badly Just two years ago they were loving us madly Now it's a stampede of people getting off of our boat But I didn't come here to gripe or sound bitter 'Cause I'm not a loser, and I'm not a quitter Remember, there's still Plan B to consider We just can't lose. It's a guaranteed winner! Plan B Cancel the election Plan B Cancel the election If it's a national emergency That's not the time to vote And leaving us in power Is the natural result There's no way we can lose As long as we use Plan B It's not time for a change when our country's in danger We can't turn it over to a total stranger And you can't expect people to vote when they're scared and in shock We will reschedule as soon as we're able When the war is over and things are more stable Basically, around the same time that people vote in Iraq Now, we must keep order, which brings up step 2 Detain anybody who calls this a "coup" If mobs clog the streets and say it's a coup Declaring martial law is the traditional thing to do In Plan B Cancel the election Plan B Cancel the election If it's a national emergency That's not the time to vote And leaving us in power Is the natural result There's no way we can lose As long as we use Plan B Now some will say it's not the American way And it's never been done in the USA But we've never had such a strong and decisive leader Around the world, there are powerful men Who've used this tactic time and again In Uruguay, Serbia, China and Chad When the going gets tough, the tough get mad And they go to Plan B Cancel the election Plan B Cancel the election There's no way we can lose As long as we use Plan B Sometimes to do what's best for the nation You have to give democracy a little vacation La la la la La la la la la la Call up the press and tell them to hurry We found weapons of mass destruction in Missouri La la la la La la la la la la The power went out in South Dakota Okay, that's it, this election is over La la la la La la la la la la I'm not a one-termer — isn't that great? That old concept of "term" is now out of date La la la la La la la la la la I'm not a uniter, I'm not a divider I'm not a multiplier, I'm not even an adder La la la la La la la la la la
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