I was walking to see a friend when there were two dogs looked just like each other barking at me.
When I walked past again, the same thing happened.
I thought to myself, I wish they would shut up...
To lighten the situation, I started yapping myself, as if to sing
something to keep them from barking, humming a tune
and out came the fact, that, yes, I am, if I were a dog,
the prettiest poodle up in that pack, hard or soft.