His neck is redder than that WC Fields, moonshine chug-a-lug, make ya wanna holler hydee-ho nose of his
Drunk and Disorderly
Johnny Wilde and Bryan Thunder ran up a tremendous bar tab at the Grand Inn, Covina, Ca. They had to start singing and turning tricks to pay it off.
Story behind the song
Billy Greenwell needed a song written about him.
Lyrics
This here’s a story. A story bout a fella from a two bit backwoods wide spot in the road, deep south hick place called Oka-Humpa, Florida. Course it figures this fellas name is Bubba, and he comes from a place with “Humpa” right there in the middle of the town name. Shit, everybody there’s named Bubba, or Skeeter or Cooter. This guy’s a 100 percent red-neck motherfucker. Why this hillbilly’s neck is so red, his fuckin’ neck is so God damned red, it’s redder than that WC Fields, moonshine chug-a-lug make ya wanna holler hydee fuckin-ho nose of his. Well when Bubba wanted to pick up loose women ya’ll know where he went? That’s right, when Bubba wanted to pick up loose women he went to his family reunion. Bubba that low-livin’ red-neck red-nosed Oka-Fuckin’ Humpa Florida moonshine suckin’ trailer tramp. In fact, when Bubba went for his first Dayvorce, first thing he asked that lawyer was if, after the dayvorce was all over, was she still gonna be his sister? Well hell, his second wife told him he was a god damned pedophile. Bubba retorted, that’s right he retorted, look it up in the dictionary, he said Pedophile? You callin’ me a pedophile? That’s a mighty big word for a nine year old. Now when Bubba went for his last dayvorce, the lawyer said Bubba you got a suit, Bubba retorted, once again, he retorted, hell yeah I got me a suit, I wear it to Sunday school every week, and the lawyer said no no no Bubba, you got a case? And Bubba said, shit no I ain’t got no case, I got me a John Deere. And the lawyer thinkin’ he’d finally run across the missin’ link said no Bubba, you got some kind of a grudge? And Bubba responded Hell yeah I got me a grudge, that’s where I park that John Deere. Now the exasperated lawyer he tries once again, he says Bubba, you want a dayvorce, but do you have any grounds? And Bubba says “you dumb ass lawyer, of course I got grounds, I got 40 acres, that’s what I need my John Deere for. Well the lawyer just reached into his roll top desk, pulled out his derringer, and sticks it in Bubbas face and says “okay you hillbilly oka-fuckin’ swamp throwback, why the hell do you want a dayvorce? Does your wife nag you? Is she some kind of a nagger? And Bubba says “hell no she ain’t no nagger, but I caught her sleepin’ with one and that’s why I want the dayvorce”.
