Milk-plus is a UK rapper and producer working out of Endell Street Studios, Covent Garden, London. Originally influenced by the US Nerdcore scene, especially ar
Peppermint Patty
By
Milk-Plus
Boom! There she was in her open-toed sandals
Strawberry blonde hair full of mangles and tangles
It hit me kind of hard at first, then I felt floaty
My heart thumping out like the cartoon coyote
I’m sat there, I’m waiting for a bus
Thinkin’ I must make advances take my flippin’ chances
Oh yeah my goal must be to get this gold dust chick
Hip to the way I’m feeling
Chorus
Oh Patty, you’re so fresh
You’re distinctly minty like a polo
You can have my last rolo
Oh Patty, you’re so fresh
You’re like Helen of Troy but a bit tomboy
I’ll lay some siege then we’ll go climb some trees
Now as I said before when cupid hit me I sat up
But I’ve never been that fly when it comes to the chat up
She walked on by all like ‘sweet seventeen’
While I buried my nose into my science magazine
Not much of a talker so I stalked her, this corker
Making out I’m a pedestrian walker
But feeling more like a peeping Tom
Every step like a bomb, feel like King Kong
Repeat Chorus
I’m starting to blush, I can feel it, can’t conceal it
All I had to say was “hi” but I’ve made a meal of it
I’m never gonna be Omar Shariff
But underneath I bequeath my heart to you
‘cause I may wear glasses and my trainers are tatty
But I’ll be Charlie Brown to you Miss Peppermint Patty
Repeat Chorus
