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I Kicked A Nerd
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Parody of I Kissed A Girl by Katy Perry
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Thanks for stopping by my song page! As time goes by and my voice improves, I hope you're laughing more because of my hilarious lyrics, and less at my voice, but I'll take what I can get! When I'm not recording my own guitar tracks, I get help from other performers, including Flash F. Flash, Dubya, and Rick Duncan. A special thanks to Dr. Bob for helping edit and produce my songs.
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Genre
Podcasts • Comedy
Charts
Peak #5
Peak in subgenre #1
Author
Jeff Reuben
Uploaded
August 08, 2008
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MP3 2.9 MB • 128 kbps • 3:07
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Thanks to http://www.karaoke-version.com/en for the backing track.
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English class not it go as planned Paid no attention I took the test, pen in hand But my intention To cheat off, the smart kid Just didn't work at all He ratted me out, now I'm in detention So, I kicked a nerd, in the backside He went to his basement to pout I kicked a nerd until he cried I hope the teachers don't find out Gave a wedgy Heaved mightily Yes, he wore tighty whiteys I kicked a nerd and I liked it Go try it In chess club he might be the champ But he is my pawn Spent summer at computer camp On Macs he does fawn Stratego, D and D A fighter/wizard/thief Waved his long sword at me I yanked his briefs I kicked a nerd, and I liked it The sound when his underwear splits I kicked a nerd just to spite him I know my girlfriend would join in Made him so scared He had to pee Sign on his back says "Kick Me" I kicked a nerd and I liked it Go try it Those nerds they are so gullible Pale skin, all bones and no muscle Foot up his ass makes him hustle Knows pi to twelve digits He's just a guy I need to hit I kicked a nerd and I liked it He's just too gangly to fight it I kicked a nerd just to try it Locked him in the girls room, naked He was so smart Challenged in height Stuffed in his locker all night I kicked a nerd and I liked it I liked it
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Below Average Dave
Aug 13, 2008
Very funny recording, the backing track was great. . .figured I'd start rating AMIRight classics when I see them on the chart, from today's stats, I think this is entering the top 10 on Badave with tonights updates after midnight.