A song about a presidential candidate who is troubled about his middle name.
A topical and funny songwriter and song parodist.
A topical and humorous songwriter and parodist.
Story behind the song
Since this none of this politician's names rhyme very well, this song seemed a natural.
Lyrics
Sympathy for Hussein
(New Lyrics by Steve Bryant)
Please allow me to introduce myself,
Although I never use my middle name.
Hillary uses Rodham,
But believe me, it’s not the same.
Roosevelt used Delano
Fitzgerald was the F in JFK.
Even Nixon used Milhous,
But I wish my middle name would go away.
When you meet me,
Don’t use my middle name.
It’s not my fault,
My parents are to blame.
I hung around Ted Kennedy.
His endorsement made me really hot.
He never used my middle name,
He was so drunk, he just forgot.
If you’re upset by my private jet,
Rest assured you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.
When you meet me,
Don’t use my middle name.
It’s embarrassing,
In fact it’s really lame.
I never liked Bill Cunningham,
Always thought that he was kind of strange.
He kept repeating my middle name,
Maybe I should really get it changed.
I’m just asking for some courtesy,
A little slack because of my acclaim
If you keep using my middle name
I’ll never, ever beat John McCain.
When you meet me,
Don’t use my middle name.
Can you guess it?
It rhymes with insane.
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