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Santa Stole Our Toys
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Parody of C*m On Feel The Noize by Quiet Riot/Slade
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Thanks for stopping by my song page! As time goes by and my voice improves, I hope you're laughing more because of my hilarious lyrics, and less at my voice, but I'll take what I can get! When I'm not recording my own guitar tracks, I get help from other performers, including Flash F. Flash, Dubya, and Rick Duncan. A special thanks to Dr. Bob for helping edit and produce my songs.
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Podcasts • Parody
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Peak #12
Peak in subgenre #5
Author
Jeff Reuben
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December 10, 2008
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MP3 5.0 MB • 160 kbps • 4:21
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Santa stole our toys! Sad girls and boys We got robbed, robbed, robbed Sob, sob, sob! Thought that he was such a jolly guy Slid down the chimney To leave cool games For lads and dames Couldn't hurt to try a little bribe I baked him cookies But when he left My dad yelled, "THEFT!" All our stuff...was gone Cause Santa stole our toys! No Christmas joy He yelled, "Take a hike" Took my bike Santa stole our toys Kris Kringle's ploy Was to sell our stash For cash Daddy chased him up onto the roof Santa was ready He ripped up dad's jaw With Santa Claws With the pitter-pat of reindeer hooves He's gone already He jumped in his sleigh Then got away, and he yelled, "Ho, Ho, Ho!" Santa stole our toys I'm so annoyed Took our flat TV Burnt down our tree Santa stole our toys Christmas destroyed Now St. Nick's at-large And In charge Ride on! (Guitar Hero solo) Thought I'd have a new X-Box this year With Madden football But now I'm pissed They were on his list Had the nerve to take a Cabbage Patch From my poor kid sister I heard her cry "Please Santa, why? Was I bad?" "Oh Ho!" Santa wants some more Kids lock your doors Or he'll come inside Rob you blind Santa took our games He's got no shame Stuffed them in his sack That's whack! Santa (Santa) stole it Reindeer deployed (Deer deployed!)) They'll get major bucks! They're gonna get doe (Ho Ho Ho!) I hope he gets caught tonight! (Santa stole our toys) (Santa): "What's in my sack?" (sad girls and boys) "I got Nintendo?! HELL YEAH!!" Wah, wah, wah Wah, wah, wah Santa stole our gifts We're all so miffed We got squat, squat, squat Wah, wah, wah Wah, wah, wah.
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