Parody of Glamorous as performed by Stacy Ferguson. More nonsense at http://hammyvision.blogspot.com/ .
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Story behind the song
Just having a good time, no disrespect meant towards anyone, real or imagined. Mixed by Jay Walsh @ Farview Recording!
Lyrics
(Are you ready?)
If you ain’t got no brains, then take your dumb ass home.
You say: If you ain’t got no brains, then take your dumb ass home.
G-L-A-M-A-R-OUS, yeah G-L-A-M-E-R-OSS
I got a nice ass
That’s getting’ me by
‘cause I can’t spell
To save my life
See in my brain
Some words are strange
Like that glamorous, oh it rocked me rocked me
The glamorous,
The glamorous, glamorous
Damn that glamorous, oh it rocked me rocked me
The glamorous,
The glamorous, glamorous
Damn that glamorous, oh it rocked me rocked me
I’m up at the spellin’ bee
Damn these words don’t mean a thing
Unbeknown and tangerine
Can’t nobody spell these things
I be all around the bee
Spelling words you never seen
Halloween and submarine
Seventeen, aquamarine
I still got my speak and spell
Tells me I’m wrong as hell
Then I swear and I appeal
Judge tells me to go and deal
After the show, after the bee
I sit and start to think
Maybe I should have asked him to use it in a sentence
Thank God –
I got a nice ass
That’s getting’ me by
‘cause I can’t spell
To save my life
See in my brain
Some words are strange
Like that glamorous, oh it rocked me rocked me
The glamorous,
The glamorous, glamorous
Damn that glamorous, oh it rocked me rocked me
The glamorous,
The glamorous, glamorous
Damn that glamorous, oh it rocked me rocked me
She’s making inane choices, bizarre schemes
Can’t spell nothing but phonetic things
When there’s nothing to the girl but her make-up and a dress
I think it’s kinda funny that she holds your interest
She got it where it counts for now
And she drives the guys crazy
But she’s an ignoramus
And it’s gonna get old
I love a sexy mind
And it seems so hard to find
So if you ain’t got no brains, then take your dumb ass home
G-L-E-M-O-R-USS, yeah G-L-A-M-O-R-something-something
I got a nice ass
That’s gettin’ me by
‘cause I can’t spell
To save my life
See in my brain
Some words are strange
Like that glamorous, oh it rocked me rocked me
The glamorous,
The glamorous, glamorous
Damn that glamorous, oh it rocked me rocked me
The glamorous,
The glamorous, glamorous
Damn that glamorous, oh it rocked me rocked me
I got problems up to here
Yeah it’s been a crazy year
Gotta a stick up in my rear
Hope it doesn’t show
So start filling in the blanks
I don’t mean to be too frank
But I took you to the bank
Bling blingin’, yo
My tan comes from a spray
That I got here in LA
Where I veg out every day
Hope you guys can cope
Got my royalty bestowed
So it’s time to end this ode
As the money starts to flow
Yeah let the money flow
(If you ain’t got no brains, then take your dumb ass home)
Yeah, you oughtta know,
(If you ain’t got no brains, then take your dumb ass home)
I’m just a money ho,
(If you ain’t got no brains, then take your punk ass home)
Yeah, you gotta know,
(If you ain’t got no brains, then take your dumb ass home)
If you’re not sure, go home.
(c) 9/27/2007 James Speedy
