Whatever this new Rock and Roll craze is, it is nothing if not exciting. And The False Moves may be the greatest proponent of all that is exciting and fresh in the Rock and Roll scene. Are they loud? Holy shit are they loud. Are they intense? They are as intense as a tornado inside a supernova inside a nuclear bomb inside a comet. Are they hot? They are as hot as the surface of Venus. Darin Adrante, Fire, Brimstone, Michael Mesh, and Andy Rocksoff are The False Moves, and they will rock you. The time travelling False Moves have been rocking and rolling for centuries passed and yet to come. Almost all of their known output comes from a granite stone etched with crude yet startlingly precise grooves, which was found in an ancient cave in an undisclosed location in the Bridgewater Triangle region of Massachusetts. When a specially made wire brush (also found in the cave) was applied to the granite stone and the stone rotated at 57 1/8 RPM (a number found etched on the walls of the cave) the songs of the False Moves were heard for the first time. Now these literally timeless (or from beyond time) Granite Stone recordings have been digitally remastered for your enjoyment. And somewhere the False Moves are rocking and laying down more incredible sounds, maybe on another Granite Stone, or perhaps in an as yet undiscovered gelatnous yet gassous substance in a futuristic world.