Lead Singer - Mozart Von Beethovan - The best howlin', screamin' vocals this side west of the Mississippi, old Mo' was discovered high on crack singing to the pavement in the middle of the freeway. His amazing presence and profound vocals make him one of the lead vocalists of our time. Lead Guitar - Sir Wentworth Alexander Chestmore aka Mr Stumbles - A child prodigy, he became proficient in over 50 styles of music and 30 different instruments by the time he was just 10. By the time he was 14 he focused soley on the guitar because he fuckin loved to rock! He has been in over 15 different bands and on over 25 different labels. His drinking and drug use has always gotten him kicked out of his bands or landed him in jail. His incredible riffs and driving solos has rewarded him being named guitarest of the year in Rolling Stone magazine two years in a row, 1986 & 87. When he joined the band in the spring he was quoted as saying "shut the hell up and get me my fuckin beer" Rhythym Guitar/Bass - George Nelson aka Tracker - George aka Tracker has a long history in the music industry. He has passed out on many a stage and thrown on many of the greatest. Known as the Tracker, because he always has track marks on his arms, George has always known how to fuckin rock. He even played a concert with a needle still dangling from his arm. When he is not laying down a driving guitar or bass rythym, George likes to spend his time passed out in bar bathrooms and alleys. Bass Guitar/Rhythym Keyboards - Paul Jones Patterson - An established bassist & keyboardist for over 30 years, Paul joined the band because he owed over &50,000 dollars in overdue child support and he refused to work like a normal person. He never really does much when he is not playing besides smoke pot and complain about how everyone is out for him. Drums - Dante Barbat The Lord of Destruction - Dante is one of the best drummers in the world right now. He lays down puslsing rhythyms and grooving drum lines. He is always snorting, smoking, or shooting meth. Sometimes he freaks out and will just run out of the recording session and wont show back up for days, and then pass out. He always steals our equipment or sabotages our shows, but he really is a great guy.