Very experimental trance tune, probably the best song ever.
Solo project featuring Beach Boys-style vocal harmonies, Hard rock mandolin playing, and a Yamaha synth.
Hi, my name is Kenneth, this is my music.
Story behind the song
To be experienced under the influence of Ecstasy.
Lyrics
You are such a beautiful creature,
But I think you're most unique feature,
Is that you're flaky, like a pastry,
Half as smart but twice as tasty.
You're flaky, like a pastry,
Half as smart but twice as tasty.
Inside of me this feeling lingers,
Because she's got guitarist's fingers,
Fretting chords of love, wedding rings,
On my bronze roundwound heartstrings,
Nothing to lose but your technical virginity,
I'm sorry but they don't have columbariums for trees,
Not a single one.
This song is here to mask my true emotion,
Sweet sixteen, bitter love potion,
Drinking grenadine right out of the bottle,
Friction burns are not a real problem when,
You're such a beautiful creature,
But I think your most unique feature is-
Outside of me, I'm surrounded by barres,
My fingers, 'cause of you, are covered in scars,
Sanrio rosary wrapped around your head,
I want to kiss your lips until you are dead,
Oh girl, oh girl, you have just got to believe me,
I love you, but that's not saline in that I.V.
God, how I wish it was.
To make real love,
You take a ribbon and you make a knot,
They call it a noose,
but guess what else you've got?
-IT REAL LOVE!
Real love fit to hang your neck off of.
Let's be friends,
Friends with benefits,
Breaking jelly bracelets,
-ALL NIGHT LONG!
Choking to death while we sing this song.