The Distinguised Gentleman are an ecclectic gathering of perhaps the most dynamic performers and captivating lyricists ever born on this planet. Pretty J, Doctor Sodomy, Sir Poops Alot and MC Gummo come from childhoods and lives as diverse as their lyrical styles and penis sizes. PRETTY J is the love child of the Greek God of Hip-Hop and an albino Ethiopian woman with 3 legs. His lyrical style calls back to his childhood days of violating various rodents of the deep African savannahs. While not weaving complex lyrical tapestries, Pretty J masturbates, constantly... it freaks out his bandmates and most of his friends. DR. SODOMY, the lyrical surgeon, entered the medical school at the age of seven. At the age of 9, he was expelled and permanately banned from any institute of higher learning for "lewd acts concerning elderly medical patients and members of the faculty". He was later indicted for 16 sexual offenses including 9 counts of violent anal sex. SIR POOPS ALOT comes from the humble beginnings of a child of Ogres. His father, Gremlack, was a mercenary of evil and his mother, Gorlaxx, summoned demon prostitutes. At a young age, Sir Poops Alot and his parents were captured and enslaved. He spent his childhood locked in a cage and ridiculed by all who saw him. At the age of 16, Sir Poops Alot went on his ritualistic "Trial of Blood" to prove his worth to his cannibalistic parents. He returned with a platinum microphone infused wit the soul of a warrior-child named Simeni. He promptly murdered his parents, threw feces at passerbys and escaped from the zoo. MC GUMMO has no parents or genitals for that matter. He lost them to rampant sexually transmitted diseases. He became a millionaire selling sexual favors to bed ridden elderly and the mentally retarded. He is a known pedophile and should be avoided at all costs.