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Don't Do the Dew
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"Don't Do the Dew" started out as an Elton John type piano ballad before the band members realized that sucked. It was then converted to a standard blues format, which fits it much better.
roy the nose sonic mcflurry
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R.O.Y. was once described by the Nose as being almost as kickass as that time I did your mom.
Formed as a response to sheer boredom, the experimental-comedy duo R.O.Y. were originally in no way serious about this project. However, following a platinum album (The Tyna Turner Overload), a splendiforous tour of North America, and a triple law suit, it is clear their intentions have changed. The two sole members, Sonic McFlurry and the Nose, have been given the "Hyperactive Ten" and cited as "musical and comedic masterminds, the voices of a new, jackass generation...simply amazing!" After a long hiatus following various financial problems with R.O.Y.'s own record label, While My Walrus Gently Weeps Records, R.O.Y. has returned to finish their long awaited sophmore effort, Plaster Lincolns and the Lauren Effect. Soon after we will be putting together the highly anticipated boxset, R.O.Y.:The First Four Years! The set will include both of the first two albums including altenate versions of songs, outtakes, interviews, and Rarities. The set will also include the songs R.O.Y. released under the Bleedin Gums banner. (During a stay in Britain R.O.Y. played daily at both the Bexley Heath and Brinsley Schwartz Pubs. They performed under the title "The Bleedin Gums", with both band members adopting the name Mick Jones. During this stay they also record an EP, "Foreigner Sucks", as the Bleedin Gums at the legendary Wabbley Road Studios.
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#6,199 today Peak #141
#435 in subgenre Peak #14
Author
McFlurry/Nose
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2005
Uploaded
August 18, 2005
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MP3 2.1 MB 128 kbps 0:00
Story behind the song
After an enlightening conversation with a fan the Nose decided to spread the word about dangerous Mountain Dew intake.
Lyrics
I have no more semen Cause I drank too much Mountain Dew Now I can't even get it up For just one more screw Chorus: I got the Mountain Dew blues Yeah, don't do the dew Mothers tell your children Husbands tell your wife Don't drink that lemon-lime It could ruin your little life (Chorus) I remember when I tried to fuck her It just stood there like a limp noodle And it really didn't help That she said my pubes looked like a poodle (Chorus) So I told my story To these guys named R.O.Y. Then I went to see the priest And he raped me like a choir boy (Chorus)
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