Or why you should read the instructions on your inflatable friend...
Parody artist with a penchant for wit and wordplay
This isn't a band, it's just me... I write songs, usually parodies, and occasionally get the chance to record stuff.
This seemed like a good sort of site to give people access to the recordings. I hope you like them: I like to think they're kind of funny
Story behind the song
It's a parody to Avril Lavigne's "Complicated"- a sequel to "L8ex Toi" (which I've not got round to recording yet)
Lyrics
Uh huh life's a bitch
Uh huh uh huh, that's the way it is
Ow ow ow, 'cause life's a bitch
Ouch, ow ow ow, that's the way it is
Calm down, whatcha screaming for?
Oh dear, that looks really sore
You know, I really think there should have been
Vaseline
Too bad, you ran out of luck
So sad, looks like you got stuck
And you're saying it again, that you're in pain
Ain't no surprise there's tears in your eyes
You're hurting like hell, you should have used gel
You didn't even try to find some KY to use
You tell me
[Chorus:]
No-one ever told me that it had to be lubricated
Hurts like hell there's
Tears in my eyes I realize I'm getting lacerated
Ain't life a bitch
And I'm stuck I say ...oops
And I curse as it burst
And I mind that I cannot find repair kit
I'm pumping it
It's never gonna get inflated
Ow, ow, ow
You come, maybe not today
Undressed, you can't stay that way
And when we take you off, you will be
In casualty
Maybe, we'll get on your pants
To take you to the ambulance
You know you're not going anywhere
With *that* in *there*
Ain't no surprise there's tears in your eyes
You're hurting like hell, you should have used gel
You didn't even try, to find some KY to use
You tell me
[Chorus]
Ow, ow, ow
Ow, ow, ow
Ow, ow, ow
Calm down, whatcha screaming for?
Oh no, you're bleeding on the floor
And if we can find some scissors we
Will cut you free
Ain't no surprise there's tears in your eyes
It's hurting like hell, you should have used gel
You didn't even try, to find some KY to use
You tell me
