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We Are White America
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T-Man Words / DJ Icon Beats
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2004
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July 03, 2004
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MP3 4.1 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Story behind the song
T-Man Thought of An Idea and DJ Icon Was Too Lazy To Help Him Write It So T-Man Wrote It and We Layed It Down. This is A Part II
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And now another moment from Laton and The Icon
T(L) - Alright were back with the 2 pimpin legends Alowishious Macktown and Big Randy. We were discussing the Pimp Game and they were giving us some first hand insight into the way a pimp conducts his business.
C(I) - I'd like to resume the questions by asking how you keep your ho's in line. Do you have rules?
T(A) - I treat my hos with respect but at the same time I make sure they know they a ho. Like maybe I will give them sunday off, but means they aint out turnin tricks but they are still doing my grocery shopping or painting my shed or doin something. Also I look at it like I do with my rotwiler. The hoes get they shots once a year and if they get snippy i put them to sleep.
T(L) - That is an interesting parallel. Big Randy your thoughts on the subject?
C(B) - one
if they got a problem they gotta talk to the backhand (slap noise).
C(I) - Well I'm sure that the backhand rule is rarely broken.
C(B) - You'd be suprized.
T(L) - So do you have any territory or do your ho's rome free?
T(A) - i will tell you how I built my ho'in empire. See I'm like napolean when it comes to the ho stroll, I divide and conquer. In order to get someones territory you gotta prove you the pimp of that land. It's like that movie you got served except take out the dancin and faggy boy band shit and put in pimpin. You step to the territories pimp and then the local people start to gather around because you know whats comin. The object is to insult the other pimp so he feels like he a ho. You want the crowd to think ya ho's are better. What I do is I talk shit about his ho's.
C(I) - What types of things do you say?
T(A) - Well if one of his bitches is in spandex I'll be like oh shit it's the ultimate warrior? and then everybody will look and see his nasty ho in the spandex and that usually gets em. If not I'll bust out something like uhh uhh "fuckin one of your hos is like drinking malt liquor, cheap and degrading. and then if they got comebacks and it's close I go into some shit like "whats do his ho and a smashed up pinto have in commong " and t hen the crowd will be like what what and I'll say they both broke down and needs there grill fixed. Then their shit is mine
C(B) - see big randy wants his hos to be like starbucks, one on every corner. I need them placed in locations that are convient to my clients. I dont have one special territory because I like to switch it up and give them new scenery.
T(L) - Alright guys
T(A) - Excuse me?
T(L) - Oh sorry, alright Pimps, there is only one more question we feel America needs to know, What are your achievements in the feild of pimpin?
T(A) - Well I started the Ho-lympics last year. I really think that the ho's feel better when their skills are appreciated.
Also every year I give out a trophy for my best ho. It's real nice my homie at the trophy makin place hooked it up for me. And that shit really helps sales cause all the hos want it. And so it's all about the tricks, who turned the most and made the most cash. it makes the ho a local celebrity. Hell the ho i gave it to last year even does used car commericals now, it's that much of a carear booster.
C(I) - And you BIg Randy?
C(B) - It's all about where I see pimpin in ten years. Right now Im tryin to get pussy on the stock exchange. The price of pussy is always changing and someone could make a lot of money investing in pussy.
T(L) - Alright Pimps thank you for coming and thanks for your prespectives. I hope everyone learned something today and until next time I'm Laton.
C(I) - And I'm the Icon.
Pause
T(A) - and I'm alowishous Macktown Bitches!
And that was another moment from Laton and the Icon.
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