He sits behind the Resolute
And stares at his machine
His fingers fly the words spew forth
Untruthful and obscene
While Sarah tries to defend him
And Conway deftly sings
The twitterverse erupts in mirth
At the Court of the red-faced thing
(Chorus)
The special prosecutor works
To gather evidence
Indictments flowing all around
Soon Junior and Mike Pence
The White House says It's all fake news
To deflection they cling
Into their bubble they withdraw
To the Court of the red-faced thing
(Chorus)
(BREAK)
(Chorus)
The Dunning-Kruger president
Attempts to be profound
His minions grovel at his feet
The compliments abound
He smiles and preens pathetically
Cringe-worthy screeds he sings
Another day in dysfunction
At the Court of the red-faced thing
(Chorus)
In the space of just a year
The quantity of lies
Has set a record heretofore
Unknown but no surprise
The house and Senate gird their loins
Their twisted plans to spring
Upon our people and the world
By the Court of the red-faced thing
(Chorus)
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