Song Info
Genre
Charts
#2,148 today
Peak #64
#839 in subgenre
Peak #22
Author
Peter Merz
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(C) 2013 Scribe And Sage Music (BMI).
Uploaded
December 22, 2013
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MP3
MP3 7.1 MB • 192 kbps • 5:10
Lyrics
"THE QUEENS OF DRAMAVILLE"
Written by Peter Merz
My sister un-friended her B.F.F. tonight
Now she’s hogging all the ice cream
I hear it’s about a boy that they both liked
The one with a face out of a dream
Mom wants her to vacuum and drop the act of doom
My sister should get an Oscar
Perfect hysteria, case of malaria
Mom just says, “I’m calling your father”
The girl next door is screaming like a banshee
Over some mud on her new dress
I tried to offer her my slightly used hanky
Now I think we need an exorcist
Chorus 1: They are the Queens of tit for tat
Quick to betray, always loud and shrill
They are the Queens of tit for tat
They are the Queens of Dramaville
Clara likes to pretend she rules the cul-de-sac
So I got the boys together
We spread a rumor that Jimmy, the star quarterback
Would like to know Clara better
She asked him for a date, Jimmy laughed in her face
Now she’s hitchhiking her way to Guam
A dirty trick to play, but to see her dismay
Was more fun than lighting cherry bombs
Didn’t stay for pea soup, made tracks and flew the coup
When I got home I grabbed the garden hose
Washed my Hyper Spinner, then washed up for dinner
Leaving mud on the garden gnome
Chorus 1
Bridge: They’re heard all over social media
They’ve got tears on demand Wikipedia
May be current on Obama
But not with these prima donnas
They make mean girls look like beginners
As they catfight on Facebook and Twitter
They're Linked-In at least they think they are
They read it on Reddit they think they're a star
Chorus 2: They are the Queens of tit for tat
Quick to betray, always loud and shrill
Equipped with hyper-spastic skills
They are the Queens of Dramaville
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