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Horizontal Dancer
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BOB DYLAN meets TOM PETTY, ERIC ANDERSEN, and WEIRD AL - in church.
Lex Zaleta is a talented and prolific songwriter from Pennsylvania who moved twelve hours nearer to Nashville in August of 2004. He has songs available in many genres: CHRISTIAN, COMEDY/NOVELTY, COUNTRY, COUNTRY ROCK, FOLK, FOLK ROCK, ROCK, and SPOKEN WORD. Mr. Jan Destner from Sweden has performed, produced, and recorded some of Lex's work: "Filling in for Jesus," "How Much Does It Cost to Be Free?," "The Great Gray Sky," "It's Daddy's War," "Walking Dead, "A Bedtime Prayer," and "Medusa's Wild (The Snake Eyes Song)." Kephas, an exceptional artist from Miami, has released a full album of Lex's "religious" songs titled LZ. King Arthur, a highly original talent from Phoenix, has released REX Z, and Bret Alexander of the Badlees has released two all-acoustic albums of Lex's work, THE PLEASURES THAT LAST and INTO MY LIFE. Lex's own albums include TAKE A GOOD LOOK, THE EDGE OF SOMEWHERE, THE CROP, LAST TOMORROW, FILLING IN FOR JESUS, THE "QUITE A HANDFUL" COMPILATION, TOUGH'S NOT ENOUGH, WHAT'S A GUY GOTTA DO?, SHADOW PEOPLE, THIS IS WHO I AM, STILL, ONE FROM EVERY ALBUM, ASKING FOR FOREVER, SAY SOMETHING IN POETRY, NO PLACE LIKE HOME, THE KEY, SIGNS AND WONDERS, SMALL TRACES OF TRUTH, FREE, TWO FROM SEVEN COMPILATION, THIS CUP, THIS IS WHO I AM: Volume Two, LEX'S LAUGH TRACKS, THE HOPIN' ROAD, TWENTY FROM TEN Compilation, STATE OF THE UNION, LEFT BEHIND, THIS IS WHO I AM: Volume Three, PLAYING THE GHOST, WRITTEN IN STONE, TWENTY FROM TEN Volume Two Compilation, I WANT TO BE THERE, EVERYMAN, QUIET IN THE COURTROOM, THE LAST, and MADE IN HEAVEN. All of these albums are distributed through Tunecore, CDBaby, and Indigoboom to the major online music stores like iTunes, eMusic, Rhapsody, AmazonMP3, Spotify, and Napster - or you may visit the Album Store at ... www.LexZaleta.com ...
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Genre
Country • Country-Pop
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#644 in subgenre Peak #24
Charts
Peak #99
Author
Lex Zaleta
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Lex Zaleta
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November 26, 2010
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MP3 6.3 MB • 320 kbps • 2:44
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HORIZONTAL DANCER (HONOR BACK) She said someone had stolen her honor, Seized it in a pre-dawn sneak attack. Before she knew it, he was upon her. Didn’t take long to get her honor back. Squeezably soft and so charming, Her morals are downright alarming. She won’t give no for an answer, This sweet horizontal dancer. She was a pretty brunette for starters, Till she became a never-say-dye blonde. She wears two lacy black silk garters In memory of those who have passed beyond. Squeezably soft and so charming, Her morals are downright alarming. She won’t give no for an answer, This sweet horizontal dancer. Her given name was Virginia Bea Strong. They all used to call her “Virgin” for short, But they sure didn’t call her “Virgin” for long. The closest they’ve come since then is “Good Sport”. Young women keep you guessing, And older women are worse. They can be a mixed blessing Or a candy-coated curse. She named her legs “Christmas” and “New Year’s” In one of her more flagrant displays. More men than you could ever figure Visited between the holidays. Squeezably soft and so charming, Her morals are downright alarming. She won’t give no for an answer, This sweet horizontal dancer. Copyright © 2006 Lex Zaleta
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AVALANCHE
Mar 04, 2012
Hey Lex... Great lyrics on this one! I enjoyed it!