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Still Whack-A-Mole To Me
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Parody of Still Rock-n-Roll To Me by Billy Joel
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Thanks for stopping by my song page! As time goes by and my voice improves, I hope you're laughing more because of my hilarious lyrics, and less at my voice, but I'll take what I can get! When I'm not recording my own guitar tracks, I get help from other performers, including Flash F. Flash, Dubya, and Rick Duncan. A special thanks to Dr. Bob for helping edit and produce my songs.
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Podcasts • Parody
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Peak #15
Peak in subgenre #4
Author
Jeff Reuben
Uploaded
November 22, 2008
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MP3 3.6 MB • 160 kbps • 3:07
Story behind the song
This is dedicated to 9-year-old Timmy, who has beaten me 58 straight times at Whack-A-Mole!
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"What's the matter, why you sick now baby, Didn't like that last teacup ride? Let's head over to the arcade, Pumpkin Maybe I can win you a prize" On a mission to win toys for my honey I can't win a bear, till I spend a lot of money Everybody's riding on the roller Coasters, but it's still Whack-A-Mole for me! What is wrong with my reflexes, sugar? I don't know how I got so slow By the time I try to smack that rodent He pops out of another hole Lost again, I can't hide my frustration I best get some speed, and improved coordination Out-classed, kids laugh, even if I place last It's still Whack-A-Mole for me! Whoa, I grab my hammer smashing drinks so they splatter Hit the game attendant in the spleen He asked with a frown "Is security around?" It was time for me to flee the scene Time to find a new machine Finally outscored some punk teenagers But this nine-year-old kid's an ace So I walked up to him with my game hammer And I smacked him upside his face He bit my hand, I swung again, he was dodgin' I kicked him in the crotch, then I whacked him in the noggin Beat up, young pup, hope his dad don't show up It's still Whack-A-Mole to me What's the matter, why do I keep losing Am I drunk or am I a klutz? Should have driven to the toy store, bought a Teddy bear for just twenty bucks Blew my cash, and I shuddered from a cold chill Hope my girl don't make mountains out of a molehill Sweat-soaked, I'm broke, no joke, lost the stroke No more Whack-A-Mole for me Maybe I'll go beatin' on some groundhogs, baby But no more Whack-A-Mole for me
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