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A Bar Maid Fight (Beatles Parody)
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Parody of A Hard Days Night By The Beatles. A special thanks to Dubya for playing guitar for this song.
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Thanks for stopping by my song page! As time goes by and my voice improves, I hope you're laughing more because of my hilarious lyrics, and less at my voice, but I'll take what I can get! When I'm not recording my own guitar tracks, I get help from other performers, including Flash F. Flash, Dubya, and Rick Duncan. A special thanks to Dr. Bob for helping edit and produce my songs.
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Rock • Instrumental Rock
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#20,618 today Peak #292
#2,963 in subgenre Peak #46
Author
Jeff Reuben
Uploaded
June 15, 2007
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MP3 2.3 MB • 128 kbps • 2:33
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Beatles, Beer, Barmaids, and fighting, what more could you ask?!
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It was a bar maid fight, and I was drooling like a dog It was a bar maid fight, I watched them rolling, in the grog I know I shouldn't have stared, while they pulled each other's hair But I could gawk all night Joanne worked hard all day, she took my money and served me drinks It began when she heard Cindy say, "Your face is ugly, and you stink You always bitch and you moan, and you steal tips from my zone And now I'll make you pay" Poor Joanne, caught in a headlock so tight At the bar, all the drunks screamed with delight, FIGHT! YEAH! It was a bar maid fight, they came out swinging with their mops It was a bar maid fight, they lost their aprons, and their tops I'm such a pig when I leer, but when they're covered in beer It makes the world seem right Wow! They wrestled on the dance floor, I stood up cheering for more Until I heard them say, "Well you know, somehow it doesn't seem right That this jerk's, gaining pleasure from our plight!" YIKES! HELP! I'm in a bar maid fight, they grabbed me, threw me, from my stool I'm in a bar maid fight, and then they kicked me, in the jewels They laughed with joy when I squealed, "Curse you and your pointy heels" I guess I'm not too bright I didn't think they'd bite But still they're out of sight!
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