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Cross-Eyed Girl
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Parody of Brown-Eyed Girl by Van Morrison. A special thanks to Rick Duncan and Mari for the background music and vocals!
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Thanks for stopping by my song page! As time goes by and my voice improves, I hope you're laughing more because of my hilarious lyrics, and less at my voice, but I'll take what I can get! When I'm not recording my own guitar tracks, I get help from other performers, including Flash F. Flash, Dubya, and Rick Duncan. A special thanks to Dr. Bob for helping edit and produce my songs.
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Genre
Podcasts • Comedy
Charts
Peak #20
Peak in subgenre #5
Author
Jeff Reuben
Uploaded
March 05, 2008
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MP3 3.1 MB • 128 kbps • 3:20
Story behind the song
Never let your girlfriend stare at her nose too long without a break!
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Your right eye looks left Your left eye looks right Please be my girlfriend Cause you're out of sight! Pitching and a bumblin', hey, hey Tripping and a stumblin' Going for our morning walk and (who--) Who's seeing double? It's you! My cross eyed girl And you, my cross eyed girl Oh, how did it happen? That morning was so slow Sitting down at the front desk You were...staring down at your nose Mama tried to tell you, "Stop that! Or they will get stuck that way!" Seven hours later She drove to the eye doctor with you My cross eyed girl You my cross eyed girl The doctor gave a test You had to read: F B C P T E O B Z F E D O Try line five: F C L T B T E P O L F D Z Just like that. So hard to find your way Taking out telephone poles I saw you just the other day Down in a hole I hope you wouldn't cheat on me I know you've got a wandering eye, but It made me feel so good when You said you'd always fall for me My cross eyed girl And you, my crossed eyed girl The doctor gave a test You had to read: F B C P T E O B Z F E D O Try line five: F C L T B T E P O L F D Z Just like that.
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