I am Dirk A. Keaton the Archbishop of Twang, resident comedy-rock/"bobcore" singer -songwriter/maniac. I and my bands (The Last of the Southern Dandies and Sarong Nation) play our our own distinct blend of comedy rock. There's no politics, no one to mock, no punk kids or anybody else being made fun of, just pure, unbridled lunacy. We're the sort of band that will read a magazine article and call it lyrics. At the core of our sound is my immense void of talent and Gonynor's (My sometimes-guitarist) amazingly unfair share of it. While me and Gonynor (Who constitiute Archbishop of Twang and the Last of the Southern Dandies) usually play together, I sometimes hook up with Darren and DeWeet for some improvisational magic and rock 'n' roll renditions of folk songs with Sarong Nation. Listen to our music, it's doubleplusgood.