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Please Don't Ever Go Out With Taylor
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Parody of "We Will Never Ever Get Back Together" by Taylor Swift.
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I am a huge "Weird Al" fan, so naturally I do parodies. I have written more than 150 of them and just started to record some. My topics cover everything from fo
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Genre
Podcasts • Parody
Charts
#24 today
#4 in subgenre
Author
Abbott Skelding
Rights
Abbott Skelding 2012
Uploaded
September 28, 2012
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MP3 2.9 MB • 128 kbps • 3:12
Story behind the song
Taylor Swift has a tendency to go all-in with relationships, and the results usually end up on her next album. Thats what this spoof is about.
Lyrics
I went out with this girl just once, she seemed nice Had curly blonde hair, I liked her laugh, nice eyes We’ve only been together a few months Then I said we need a break (“What!?”) I haven’t seen her since that fateful day, then she Shows up on MTV with song to play, ‘bout me And then she says I’m really gonna pay, she says- “I hate you, we broke up, I’m sorry, still love you” Oooh I wish I could have seen the signs But oooh, hey guys- I'm warning you, I'm warning you Please don’t ever ever ever, don’t go out with Taylor! Please don’t ever ever ever, don’t go out with Taylor! Break her heart, she’ll write a song Gets played on MTV So please don’t ever ever ever ever, don’t go out with Taylor! Yes, never... I heard she went to Starbucks Wednesday night, and she Flashed a smile to server guy named Mike, but he Did not see it, “No connection? Why!?”, It’s on her new record, that story is track nine Oooh, she looks real cute, but she’s not right But oooh, hey guys- I’m warning you, I'm warning you Please don’t ever ever ever, don’t go out with Taylor! Please don’t ever ever ever, don’t go out with Taylor! Don’t break up, or you’ll end up On Billboard, number three! So please don’t ever ever ever ever, don’t go out with Taylor! Speed dating, great! Now she will find a good suitor New album in May, June and September! [Pizza Delivery Guy] “Ok, one pepperoni pizza will be $7.50, Miss Swift” [Taylor] “Oh my God, don’t you feel this connection? Butterflies in my stomach, I think this is love, will you mar…hey, where are you going? (Noooo!)” Please, you better, better, better, stay away from Taylor! Please, don’t ever, ever, ever, for God’s sake- don’t date her! If you must, don’t lose her trust You’ll hear it constantly! So please, don’t ever ever ever ever, don’t go out with Taylor! Please! Oooh, oooh, please don’t date Taylor, ple-ease! Oh, you will feel much better! You should walk, she’ll start to talk ‘Bout weddings on date three! So please, don’t ever ever ever ever, don’t go out with Taylor!
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