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STRING THEORY--SHE'S GOT THE WORLD ON A STRING
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I am Jesus Oldman. For whatever reason, I have begun to consider my mortality. Therefore. I am leaving my life's work to SoundClick.
CATS MAKE GREAT PIZZA. See Video. Hi World. I Am JESUS OLDMAN. Now considering my mortality, I am leaving my music, to SoundClick. Entrusting them to keep it alive, even after I am gone. Any money it will make, will go to SoundClick, not to me. Because I did it for Love, I did it for God. And I Trust SoundClick, to Keep This Alive For You All. -JO
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Podcasts • Comedy - Stand-Up
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JESUS OLDMAN & THE APOSTLES
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Copyright 2022 - JESUS OLDMAN & THE APOSTLES
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July 23, 2022
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STRING THEORY String Theory, by Jesus Jorge Oldman... String Theory; The Theory involving strings I'd ask a Quantum Physicist but they'd only tie me up in it... Or try... Gulliver tires of this peon nonsense. I rip your puny strings! Ha! Let me tell you about someone who knows what they're doing... 1, 2, 3 bah! SHE'S GOT THE WORLD ON A STRING I don't care what they say She got the hoola that can take it away I can't care what they know She got the boola that can steal the show I don't care what they bring 'Cause she's got the world on a string Doesn't blink at anything How impressive that a bored old King Has another song to sing She's got the world in her bosom I even rhymed what you thought I couldn't And na na na na she's so divine Dare say a bit divine? And hey hey hey hey I'm the King Oh yeah and She's got the world on a string You think you've seen it all? Wait until she's got ya by the balls You think you've planned it all out Wait until she's got you in the grout You little men with little things 'Cause she's got the world on a string Doesn't blink at anything How impressive that a bored old King Has another song to sing She's got the world in her bosom I even rhymed what they thought I couldn't And na na na na she's so divine Dare say a bit divine? And hey hey hey hey I'm the King Oh yeah and She's got the world on a string -Guitar solo... Shh... Don't worry, there is no global warming here... So it all won't go Mongo Piss on us. Will it. Okay, see? Go back to bed, I'll learn to swim... *310310* I don't know a thing But out of sheer repetition I'm the goddamned King I am not a wussy I'd crawl across God's Hell To eat her pussy Her nipples are like cherry bing! And she's got the world on a string Doesn't blink at anything How impressive that a bored old King Has another song to sing She's got the world in her bosom I even rhymed what you thought I couldn't And na na na na she's so fine Dare say a bit divine? And hey hey hey hey I'm the King Oh yeah and She's got the world on a string Na, na, na, na, na... Copyright 2022 - JESUS OLDMAN & THE APOSTLES
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