There's No Dog Like An Old Dog
Words and music by Michael S. McIntyre and Dean Friscic. Copyright 2014, 2026. This song is fully human-authored. Suno was used for the production and vocals of the track.
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Lyrics
Who's been tearing up my slippers
Chewing on the corners of books
All the puppies I have owned
Gave me those not-me looks
Now who's been getting in the garbage
Dragging trash out of the bin
Every younger dog I've had
Looked to me as guilty as sin
But there's no dog like an old dog
For sleeping late with you in bed
There's no dog like an old dog
Though you know what lies ahead
It's the season when the leaves fall
And it's my favorite age of all
There's no dog like an old dog
Though their muzzles are grayer
And their eyes are cloudy and dim
All the older dogs I know
Live life full to the brim
So next time you're at a shelter
Looking for a new best friend
Walk past the younger dogs and puppies
Pick an older dog on the end
'Cause there's no dog like an old dog
For sleeping with you late in bed
There's no dog like an old dog
Though you know what lies ahead
It's the season when the leaves fall
And it's my favorite age of all
There's no dog like an old dog
Yeah there's no dog like an old dog