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Yakity Yak It’s a Quack

Universal Momma Bear

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Fake it till you make it.
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Sober and busy! I write poetry as a hobby. For a living, I work with dogs and Im in part-time college.
Nothing is more real to me anymore than love. My goal in life is to love and be loved. I want to help our planet heal. I already have the best job I could ever ask for working with animals and I want to learn how to better care for them and our planet. I also have two beautiful fur sons named Hollywood(dog) and Jet(cat) whom I absolutely adore, and a handful of close human friends and family that I would be completely lost without. Love keeps me going. Without love, I wouldn’t still be here. I’m a high functioning AuDHD kid that’s been finding where she belongs in this backwards place. I thrive the best being out in nature and taking care of animals. I’ve found that animals are more human than a lot of humans, but not all humans have lost their humanity. There are still some human humans left, not all are of the walking dead. I’ve got the 3 best beautiful men in my life that I could have ever asked for, over 8 years ago in 2017, my Hollywood came into my life and we’ve been together ever since. In August, 2025 Jet showed up on our back porch hungry, missing some fur from fleas, and with a physeal fracture on his left femur bone. Since then, he has been well fed, flea free, and he had the surgery that he needed to heal so that he can run around like he does now. I’ll call his name for him to come inside and seeing him run up to me full force like he does just fills my heart up with so much joy. Then, in early January, 2026 after seeing each other around off and on for a while along with some small talk, Lion’El and I started talking seriously and well, we’re bonded. I’m really thankful for these three men that bring so much light and joy into my world. I love you all very much. Thank you, Universe for answering my prayers.
Song Info
Genre
Podcasts Poetry
Charts
#14 in subgenre Peak #1
Charts
Peak #1
Author
Megan G. Keller
Rights
2022
Uploaded
August 31, 2022
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MP3
MP3 2.5 MB 128 kbps 2:46 minutes
Lyrics
Yackity Yack It’s a Quack Not feeling well take this, Now you’re addicted, We have a solution for this, Rehab as we continue to drain you dry, Taking your money, Depleting your pride, Feed the system, Fuel the lies, As we work you to the bone, While we stay high, You are not well my dear, You need help, Oh no you are lashing out, It’s prison for you, As we get away with mass genocide, Oh you’re just crazy, Here is a hospital room for you, As we continue to collect the money, We stay high, You can’t die, You still have more to give, We can see, You’ve got depression, So go to therapy, We know what is wrong, You are fucking crazy Here you can take this disease, And we have the cure, But it’s gonna cost you, Oh no dear it’s not us it’s you, Bwahahahahahaha, We’ve got you, Oh so confused, Dance little monkey dance, Commercials for alcohol, We’ve got what you need, Drank too much, You need a sobriety class you see, As we work you to the bone, Harass you on your phone, Oh no your phone has a virus, Quick quick download this!, Congratulations your bank account has now been wiped, Won’t answer your phone, No worries we’ve got you covered, Scam artists will show up to your front door undercover, Jesus lived He will save us from the fall Just wait until we are done hoodwinking you all In the mean time give us your hard earned money so we can spread the news, Jesus is coming, Jesus is coming, That man doesn’t love you he just wanted on thing that’s okay, God loves you, Now give us your soul Lonely and horny We are all saved in the name of jesus Here get baptized Shazam you are now clean No more sins to be seen See see now you can be happy All your sins are forgiven Washed in the blood of Jesus Just repent just repent Don’t do it again Or else you will go to hell As we do what we please Oh you don’t believe All is well you are going to hell Because for us the rules do not apply you see, Here buy this brand name blouse it will solve all your problems Made in china Oh no problem That will be 100 dollars please Don’t have the money then get a job, That doesn’t work for you, Here take a rock god, They will rock your world Where is your money Where is your soul You are still alive we will take it all This is the song never ends, And it goes out to all my friends.
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