about stories some tell their significant others
Story behind the song
A guy I know is always telling his wife stupid stories when he gets caught flirting--now he is telling them to his new apartment. :)
Lyrics
No I wasn't flirtin with the girl at the bar
Oh, a distant cousin just got back from the war
She's a damn fine nurse, or so I've been told
she was just passin through so I bought here a drink
Could't be rude, ya know what I mean
And her tank top and shorts, i'm sure thats camo green
Well there's a worm in the bottle for all us fools
That think we can side step loves sacred rules
There's a worm in the bottle, just as clueless as me
ya there's a worm in the bottle for all us guys
Believing we can get by with all of our lies
There's a worm in the bottle, and he's wating for me.
You threw me a curve when you walked out
I was sure I convinced you, I had no doubt
The story I told you, Man that's solid gold
But this time feels different, you're leaving your keys
And your red tail lights are blinking goodbye to me
You left with my heart, and my big red humvee
Well there's a worm in the bottle for all us fools
That think we can side step loves sacred rules
There's a worm in the bottle, just as clueless as me
ya there's a worm in the bottle for all us guys
Believing we can get by with all of our lies
There's a worm in the bottle, and he's wating for me.
You stepped on the throttle, left me gasping for air
When the dust finally cleared, you weren't there
Was it something I said, or something I did
Or was it me telling you all of those little fibs
There's a worm in the bottle for guys like me
Trying to drink away sad memories
There's a worm in the bottle, looks as clueless as me
Well there's a worm in the bottle for all us fools
That think we can sidestep loves sacred rules.
Mr. Worm in the bottle, are you clueless like me?
And Mr. Worm in the bottle, are you lonely like me?
Mr. Worm in the bottle, can you make room for me?
