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Nothing It Can't Do
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gawker slowdown eric kalenze
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songs from a twin cities basement
I'm Eric Kalenze, and Gawker Slowdown is the name I've given my little musical hobby. While I'm currently in a state of semi-retirement from music, I still write and play out occasionally. All songs on this site were written, performed, and recorded by me in my Twin Cities basement.
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Genre
Rock • Folk Rock
Charts
Peak #392
Peak in subgenre #24
Author
Eric Kalenze
Rights
2006
Uploaded
December 25, 2006
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MP3 3.5 MB • 320 kbps • 3:50
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It slices, it dices Takes nasty stains out Try it in the corner of your news broadcast Eliminates viewer doubt Get rid of that pesky doubt At night, can be your bedspread Keep you safe from the chill Rolled in a ball at your enemy's head Makes for a more discreet kill Makes for a more discreet kill If I know you like I think I know you It all sounds too good to be true Try one today, let it show you There's not a thing this thing can't do Wave it out in front of you Say you're defending liberty Show the wallet size to the librarian Trying to protect someone's checkout history Sometimes you just gotta see Blind the public with their own tears The sight of it waving in the breeze But the ones pressed over our boys' caskets Make sure those never get on the TV Have you no sense of decency If I know you like I think I know you This all sounds too good to be true Try one today, let it show you There's not a thing this thing can't do
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