: Epistone is a rock/grunge band from the crapiest parts of OHIO together for four years Guitar/vocals Mark Bryant, Bass/vocals Edward Crislip, Guitar Cris Gammon, Drums Tony Garcia are full of extreme energy. After there shows they are told from fans they felt like they just saw Nirvana. Selling there bottled urine and locks of hair are there biggest money makers so far. They plan on selling lunch boxes, action figures, and condoms with there logo on them. Epistone sounds like a teen drumming on a table while board to death, his friend flipping cards across from him, and the mother humming while cooking dinner, with just a flick of lemons. There personal music influences include: the 90's era, rednecks, assorted hard rock, alcohol, elvis, crackheads, and milfs. Does epistone feel it is a moral duty to change music? NO WAY we just want to be heard and suck up to the big wigs. You will never hear them play a cover of wipeout or gavin degraw. Soon we will need repellant for groupies, and will coming to your town asking to stay over and maybe use your microwave oven. Thank You, Epistone