They say we are FUNNY. They also say we make them THINK... So, what do you THINK?...
Story behind the song
politicians all over the world
Lyrics
008
Music and lyrics: Dan Teodorescu
Translation: Antonia "Storm" Chinan
I am Agent 008, I’m very nice to meet ,
My payroll is huge, Women are at my feet
I’ve got a villa in Paris, a Masserati from the state
Even the feds look down in fear, believe I am great
Just because I’m ready
I am agent 008, I’m so content
I am ready to give my life for the president
I’m agent 008, I’m so content
I’m ready to give my life for the president
When he’s eating I make sure to check
If his favorite salad isn’t to spicy, and yet
I look around to see, if there’s a napkin on his knee
Just in case he might drop a piece of bread or a pea
When he’s out in the crowd, I am like a rocket
And I’ve got a couple of tissues in my pocket
I’m always ready to wipe his cute face dry,
If somebody makes a joke and throws at him a pie
Just because
I am agent 008, I’m so content
I am ready to give my life for the president
I’m agent 008, I’m so content
I’m ready to give my life for the president
When ever he goes abroad to meet somebody
And we happen to take the government’s buggy
I make sure I am loaded with cash
Just in case they steal the care or we happen to crash
When the press comes around I get very upset
Cause they seem to cause trouble when you least expect
If somebody catches him while picking his nose
I bust his camera, his head, his bones
Just because
I am agent 008, I’m so content
I am ready to give my life for the president
I’m agent 008, I’m so content
I’m ready to give my life for the president
