Aw man...there's something sticky all over my leg
Drunk and Disorderly
Johnny Wilde and Bryan Thunder ran up a tremendous bar tab at the Grand Inn, Covina, Ca. They had to start singing and turning tricks to pay it off.
Story behind the song
Gay Frank began humping Johnny's leg at the bar. Johnny said "Hey Frank, you don't have to hump my leg when a handshake will do". Bryan said "hey, that's a good title for a song" and so it was. Later we captured Gay Frank's voice and put him in his own song.
Lyrics
I know I’ve been away now, for quite a length of time
I know how much you’ve missed me, I can read your mind
I know that you’ve been longing for me to come back to the bar
I know how much you hate it, when I roam too far
But you don’t have to be so eager, when I waltz in through the door
You don’t have to run when you can walk across the floor
Just reach out grab my hand and give it a pump or two
You don’t have to hump my leg when a handshake will do
No you don’t have to hump my leg just reach out shake my hand
No you don’t have to hump my leg, just shake hands like a man
And please don’t pinch your nipples, it sorta gets me ill
Quit rubbin’ up agin’ me, just stand there nice and still
Don’t hump up on my leg now, when a handshake will do
And we’ll keep it very friendly, between just me and you
Oh you don’t have to hump my leg when a handshake will do
No don’t hump on my leg now when a handshake will do
(GAY FRANK talking)
And please don’t pinch those nipples, it kinda makes me sick
Quit rubbin’ up agin’ me, gicher hand off of yer dick
Don’t hump up on my leg now, when a handshake will do
We’ll keep it real friendly, between just me and you
So you don’t have to hump my leg when a handshake will do
Please don’t hump on my leg when a handshake will do
