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Battle Cat's Birthday
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An epic tale of a man and his cat.
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Heavy Metal/Rock N roll that sounds like Inlfames,Pantera,Cannibal Corpse, Six Feet Under
This is a band that play's music for ears. With influences ranging from god to Karl Winslow this rock n roll band kills infants everyday and eats wizards at night sometimes. With songs about zombies, sand bastards, aliens and telemarketers there is something for everyone. Rock n roll will save me someday or kill me. Thank you
Song Info
Genre
Metal • Heavy Metal
Charts
Peak #409
Peak in subgenre #155
Author
Jim/Kevin
Rights
2003
Uploaded
January 18, 2004
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MP3 6.3 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Story behind the song
One to many drinks of loud mouth soup and one to many decisions.
Lyrics
Battle Cat's Birthday Today is the day for a terrific celebration It is the birthday for the cat of the man With whiskey in hand we go, it's time to throw down Pissed up and ready for a good time Ram man was drunk and kicked the shit out of teela Teela died, and the man cried, he man that is Orko was the drunkest of all, he died Battle cat got pissed off and bit man-at-arms He got rabies and died Just then the phone rang As he man picked it up No one was there He man was sad He walked it off In walked skeletor and beast man Beast man had on a strap on And was calling out battle cat Battle cat agreed, They went at it Uppercuts got the best of the beast And was bleeding profusely He bled on battle cat which gave him the beast man aids It was no suprise, when he man died His feline was going to croak At 6:30 am we took he mans corpse to the bog His morbid stench overcame us We sent him under At the end of the night Most were dead But the chaos was not done Battle cats beast man aids Were spreading to his legs The cats battle with the aids Ended that night The man and his cat Were together again If Jesus was listening The aids, would have cleared the fuck up Now the cat and the man Are that, of ghosts Skeletor was being a dick He was asked to leave He said fuck off I'm having a blast Out came two twelve gauges Which were pointed at his skull Squeeze the fuckin trigger And kill this mother fucker T'was the corpse of he man Back from the bog A zombie of greyskull Hungry for guts I then saw my neck being slit As orko swung the blade Quickly he killed he man Right away The dead were alive, that murderous night Ghosts of eternia, now wander the land Space aids were advanced And everywhere Killing So what's the deal with he mans guts? He's not the most fattest man So why does he man live so many lies? He was raised to believe that Christ died, cause he lied Sandwich Mustard Wizard blood Does that answer your question? Uh, Not even close Uh, thanks
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