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Cancel That Dental Appointment
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Come here my little Gummy Bear
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Drunk and Disorderly
Johnny Wilde and Bryan Thunder ran up a tremendous bar tab at the Grand Inn, Covina, Ca. They had to start singing and turning tricks to pay it off.
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Genre
Country • Alternative Country
Charts
Peak #248
Peak in subgenre #37
Author
Johnny Wilde
Rights
2003
Uploaded
January 11, 2004
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MP3 2.1 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Story behind the song
Johnny's brother-in-law was telling him about a comedian he saw who was bagging on country music song titles. He said they all have titles like "Cancel That Dental Appointment In The Morning 'Cause I'm Knocking Your Teeth Out Tonight"...and Johnny said...hot damn, that IS a good title for a song!!
Lyrics
Last night we got in a tussle We had us quite a fight I still maintain that you were wrong And I, I was right So cancel your dental appointment in the morning Cause I’m knockin’ yer teeth out tonight Don’t go to the dentist in the mornin’ darlin’ Cause I’m knockin’ yer teeth out tonight Out tonight, Out tonight I’m knockin’ yer teeth out tonight Just cancel that dentist in mornin’ baby Cause I’m knockin’ yer teeth out tonight When I was just a young fella My future looked oh so ever bright And then as luck would have it I met you on that ill-fated night Now the incisors, bicuspids and the molars Are rattlin’ around on our trailer floor I told you once and I told you twice And I ain’t tellin’ you no more Well, as it turned out, I discovered that a woman with no teeth can be very, very appealing …so after I came to my senses, I swept my little darlin’ up in my arms and I said “mmm..come here my little gummy bear” Out tonight, out tonight I’m knockin’ yer teeth out tonight We can live happy forever, sugar darlin' When I knock all yer teeth out tonight Out tonight, out tonight I’m knockin’ them teeth out tonight Just cancel that dental appointment in the mornin’ 'cause I’m knockin’ yer teeth out tonight
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