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Daddy's Comin' Home With The Crabs
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Drunk and Disorderly
Johnny Wilde and Bryan Thunder ran up a tremendous bar tab at the Grand Inn, Covina, Ca. They had to start singing and turning tricks to pay it off.
Song Info
Genre
Country • Alternative Country
Charts
Peak #72
Peak in subgenre #16
Author
Johnny Wilde
Rights
2003
Uploaded
January 11, 2004
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MP3 1.8 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Story behind the song
Jerry Nelson of Flatulatin' Mama fame once said "Honey don't boil the lobster, 'cause Daddy's comin' home with the crabs"....and Johnny knew that he had to put that to music.
Lyrics
Another night, another drink, hear the glasses clink clink clink The woman’s home, she’s all alone, standing by the telephone So honey don’t boil that lobster Daddy’s running his bar-tab Honey don’t boil the lobster Cause Daddy’s comin’ home with the crabs That gal is hot, the dinner’s not, it’s laying in the garbage pot In the aftermath he’ll feel her wrath, he never should have crossed her path So honey don’t boil that lobster Daddy’s comin’ home in a cab Honey don’t boil the lobster Cause Daddy’s comin’ home with the crabs Daddy’s comin’ home with the crabs sweet mama Daddy’s comin’ home with the crabs So Honey don’t boil the lobster ‘Cause Daddy’s comin’ home with the crabs He’s out all night, gets in a fight, comes home with the morning light Something’s wrong while he’s been gone his clothes are laying on the lawn So honey don’t boil that lobster Daddy’s got a big bar tab Honey don’t boil the lobster Cause Daddy’s comin’ home with the crabs Daddy’s comin’ home with the crabs oh darlin' Daddy’s comin’ home with the crabs So Honey don’t boil the lobster ‘Cause Daddy’s comin’ home with the crabs
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