Independent rapper and producer from South East, England
Krafty is a British rapper and producer based in the South East of England.
Story behind the song
Basically, my name is Rez and I come from round your way. That's all you need to know baby.
Lyrics
VERSE #1
My name's Rez (Hi rez!)
I take pictures of kiddies in hi-res
I'm kind of a mess, snort lines on a desk
And I figure I'm single, ever since I couldn't find my ex
I'm dying to get a disease, Swine Flu's the best
I just caught fleas off all nine of my pets
Don't act like you wouldn't try me for sex
I've had women that never knew they weren't a die-hard lez
If there's a cucumber - my d*ck's in it
If she gives me 2 numbers - short of the digits
I'm following her and stalkin her home
"What do you want from me?!" - I just wanna talk on the phone
And ask you questions like when did you lose it?
I'm never going away like bad crunk music
And if you refuse this, I'm slappin you b*tch
My name's Rez, you should be happy with this
CHORUS (x2)
My name's Rez, I come from round your way
I didn't get paid my gyro today
I got fired for being a perv
So I turned to peeing on curbs
VERSE #2
I gotta text early from Lex Kirkham
Beggin me to sex her at the next circus
I put on my perfume and grabbed my anorack
The crazy man is back in a black cadillac
I serve women and squirt my sperm in 'em
British, American, German an any nationality
My cash is decreasin, and my hair is greasy
But still pickin up girls is so damn easy
If there's a warm chicken - my d*cks in it
Then I'll cook it after I'm finished
And serve it up on sunday when I'm hungry
I'm a mix between Roger Rabbit and Ted Bundy
Attend councilling with an ounce of green
Bounce on in, with the ugliest chick my town has seen
I got asked in class once what I thought I'd amount to
I said "F*ck knows, I can't count dude!"
CHORUS (x2)
My name's Rez, I come from round your way
I didn't get paid my gyro today
I got fired for being a perv
So I turned to peeing on curbs
VERSE #3
You alright, it's Rez babe. Wondering whether you was gonna come out and you know, like, f*ck me?
- Shut up, you f*cking weirdo
Well, what d'you want me to say? What d'you want me to do?
- I just want you to bend me over like they do in the cheap movies
Haha, well that's alright. I can do that. And I got Norman here as well.
- Norman, you ugly fat prick
Oi f*ck off, b*tch .
CHORUS (x2)
My name's Rez, I come from round your way
I didn't get paid my gyro today
I got fired for being a perv
So I turned to peeing on curbs
