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MP3 3.4 MB • 128 kbps • 3:41
Story behind the song
My friends wanted me to make them a hip hop beat. I just picked up Record and was planning on just screwing around so I figured I'd give it a shot, a little deviation from my usual techno rabble. But then, bein' a selfish bastard, I made a beat I liked too much to hand off, so after considering turning it into an electro song with hip hop stylings, I eventually decided to do my own take on rapping.
Lyrics
(refrain)
yo it's Master Bedroom and the Alpha Nerd
what?
Master Bedroom and the Alpha Nerd
what?
I said it's Master Bedroom and the Alpha Nerd
did you get me that time?
yeah I heard you that time
word
(v1)
it's a secret admission
an awkward position
I'm off to go fishin'
with shark-like precision
let's take off- ignition
under one condition
a single provision
there was an omission
in the final edition
I take recognition
for hip-hopitronica
slip-slopiphonica
I'm here to spit rhymes not play the harmonica
not that there's anything wrong with the harmonica
I just don't play it
not ashamed to say it
you should put it away
because you know I might take it
Alpha Nerd- don't give me that look
someday I'll return the sh** I took
I just can't help it I'm such a crook
it's a nasty habit I never shook
so what if I took your chessboard I left a rook
but now it's time for the chorus so put down your book
(refrain)
(v2)
yo I'm Master Bedroom and yes it's true
on Tuesdays I ride hot air balloons
and while I'm sippin' on wine I know that no one assumes
my tuxedo was made by the Fruit of the Loom
so I chase the rich shorties you're one I presume
hey what's yo name they call me Master Bedroom
but you can call me Master B for short
here's Alpha Nerd with the weather report
You know I'm Alpha Nerd because I've got big pants
I got more pantaloons than the king of France
have you tried a nerd ladies you should give it a chance
yo have you seen the Raid? I gotta kill some ants
It's right here Alpha Nerd but just one thing
I'm pretty sure France doesn't have a king
Stop bein' a fool, B, you know what I mean
besides France is fake just like the moon landing
Say What?
You heard me, I said it doesn't exist
it's a fictional place, some kind of fairytale wish
like gettin your millions from a talkin fish
I mean, come on, who eats snails, that's a gross-ass dish
and I hear they work thirty two hours a week
have you heard the crazy language they supposedly speak
Yeah I took nine years of French in high school
My God, B, you're such a tool
Shut up! you know I can't help bein' smart
Well nine years of high school that's a pretty good start
I only took French for nine, been there for thirteen
I can't seem to pass world history
Well that's no surprise
you went about it all wrong
by learning fake languages for so damn long
Whatever Nerd, you got your style from Tron
oh hey I lost your chessboard but I found this pawn
(refrain)
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