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I Can't Afford to Puke
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Comedic little song lamenting the high cost of living and unbearable taxes.
sick humor political twis
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A few guys who ordinarily play serious music here show there disgusting side. Warped sense of humor.
A few guys who ordinarily play serious music here show there disgusting side. Warped sense of humor.
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Genre
Acoustic • Acoustic Folk
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#19,161 today Peak #91
#4,205 in subgenre Peak #6
Author
Words/Music by Phanus Phallus Phobias
Rights
1990 Phanus Phallus Phobias
Uploaded
December 13, 2003
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MP3 2.3 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
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I'm-a feelin' kinda small and I'm thinkin' lately ... I'd be better off in another country ... They keep on raisin' my taxes, And my best buddy named Jack says: "It's enough to make me lose my breakfast" But I can't afford to puke. I went to the mall for some shoppin' lately ... Underwear, socks and shoes just broke me ... They keep on raisin' them prices, And my best buddy named Ike says: "It's enough to make mose lose my breakfast" But I can't afford to puke. No, I can't afford to puke. Maybe, maybe I'll win the lottery. Or maybe, I'll discover some ancient pottery. I'll be rich enough to pay my dues, But I won't give none to you - So fuck you. I was watchin' the news on the TV lately ... Election time just sucks if you ask me. It's the same 'ol lousy bullshit, And my best buddy name Janet Said: "I'm gonna lose my breakfast" But I can't afford to puke. No, I can't afford to puke. I can't ... afford ... to puke!
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