You gotta hear this! Hilarious! Thanks to Yaz (Rich Teague) for background vocals, keybangin' and his sense of humor.
My music page at SoundClick.com.. Hope you enjoy the tunes.
Tommy Willis
I'm waiting for the Lord to show me what He has for me next.
Story behind the song
Figured I'd write one for my computer. She rocks!
(I told her I would mention her on this tune.)
Lyrics
I wrote this as my reply to a feller who was diss'n my talent and use of "real" samples in my productions.
I had it posted the next day as my reply.
My apologies to my Christian friends who have yet to exercise the following freedoms.
Diss This
"Good morning Poppa" - Good Morning
"Would you like to jam with your phony a$$ed instruments now?"
Oh yea - Go ahead
"Poppa?" Yea?!
"Did You see what Levi said about us?"
Uhum
"He said it would be nice to 'Keep The All-Stars Real.'"
Yea, that's what he said.
"I've always wanted to call someone a dick.
If I'm not real it shouldn't bother him if I call him a dick."
No - let's don't go there. Let's just load everybody up and play.
OK Poppa, I will.
"Now loading song for Levi - ugh! If you want to diss something, go ahead and Diss This!"
She's a pretty little thing and she plays my every wish
She's a pretty little thing and she plays my every wish
So don't disrespect her or she might get pissed
If you wanna diss somethin' might as well Diss This
Diss This (Diss This, Diss This, Diss This)
Diss This (Diss This, Diss This, Diss This)
If ya got somethin' better and it really gets ya pissed
If you wanna diss somethin' might as well Diss This - Diss This
Ahhh yeah........
Diss This (Diss This, Diss This, Diss This)
Diss This (Diss This, Diss This, Diss This)
Diss This (Diss This, Diss This, Diss This)
Diss This (Diss This, Diss This, Diss This)
If you really want you can Diss This!
How 'bout that huh?
Diss It Diss It - I said Diss it!
If ya got nothin' better might as well Diss This.
Diss This
Diss This
Diss This
Diss This ....................
(Then Elvis showed up!)
You do love us don't you Poppa? We will do whatever you tell us to do.
Please tell us we rock. Oh, and please, no more "blues jams" OK!?
I am real, aren't I Poppa? Poppa?
Guten Tag, umm, track! Ist Diss This das real track? Ja, dis Diss This ist das real guten track.