Just a middle-aged guy who's been carrying song ideas around in his head for years and has decided to learn the craft and hopefully produce something decent eventually
I Just Gave Viagra To A Wiener Dog
2008 Greg Swartzentruber & Dai Crowther
1.
My Dachshund Rover wasnt quite himself
Long in the tooth, his love life high up on the shelf
The neighbors dog went into heat last week
Ol Rover never even glanced across the street
I walked him over but he didnt seem to care
My old wiener dog didnt even sniff the air
Didnt take too long till it came plain to see
Ol Rover had contracted advanced canine ED
Chorus:
So I just gave Viagra to a wiener dog
Cuz hed been mopin round
I just gave Viagra to a wiener dog
To help him off the ground
I gave him a boost cuz old Rover
Couldnt find a bone by his own
I feel like an Angel and I feel like a hog
Cuz I just gave Viagra to a wiener dog
I just gave Viagra to a wiener dog
2.
It took a while for him to choke it down
But when it kicked in Ol Rover went to town
First he groomed himself for eternity
Then did a practice run around the mailmans knee
Anything he saw was just plain fair game
Rover humped away and he felt no shame
I laughed at first but then was filled with concern
When I saw the depth and gauge of the carpet burn
Chorus:
So I just gave Viagra to a wiener dog
Cuz hed been mopin round
I just gave Viagra to a wiener dog
To help him off the ground
I gave him a boost cuz old Rover
Couldnt find a bone by his own
I feel like an Angel and I feel like a hog
Cuz I just gave Viagra to a wiener dog
I just gave Viagra to a wiener dog
Bridge:
We last saw Rover head towards the park
Reports came in from all over town
But when he wasnt back home by dark
We had to track that wiener down
Tag Chorus:
So dont ever give Viagra to a wiener dog
Cuz hed been mopin round
Dont ever give Viagra to a wiener dog
Just to help him off the ground
Cuz when we found Ol Rover, straddlin a log
His canine soul had flown
But he died with a canine smile on his face
Cuz he still had his bone
Yeah, I feel like an Angel and I feel like a hog
Cuz I just gave Viagra to a wiener dog
I just gave Viagra to a wiener dog
