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Brand New Septic System
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You can pull my chain, jiggle my love handle. But you can't have my seat on the porcelain bus.
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Welcome to my occasional music digressions. These songs aren't written and performed so much as they're channeled. By a monkey.
Welcome friends & cyber travelers! I'm just an ordinary, not-at-all-strange or dysfunctional ad agency creative director with a couple guitars, a keyboard and an amazing palm-sized digital recorder called a Zoom PS-02. Most of my songs are conceived in the car -- some are even recorded there -- but everything is finished up legitimately and legally on a computer, which I have receipts for. Lately, in addition to my trusty PS02, I've been messing around with GarageBand software. Check out macjams.com. You'll find 192kbs downloads of many of my newest songs there. Musically and lyrically, my songs run the gamut from sweet to sarcastic to stupid. Here again, I want to assure everybody that I am a happy, well-adjusted soul, not deeply tormented with disturbed visions or running from the law or biting the heads off ferrets while listening to Yanni or Raffi or anything like that. Thanks for listening. And thanks to my family and to everyone at the Zoom PS02/PS04 Forum (http://www.2090.org/zoom/bbs) for the constant encouragement and support. And thanks to Susan Tedeschi for having the same last name as me, drawing thousands of unsuspecting people to my music.
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#4,618 today Peak #46
#693 in subgenre Peak #9
Author
Paul Tedeschi
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Copyright 2003
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November 19, 2003
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MP3 3.3 MB 128 kbps 0:00
Story behind the song
Could John Lennon have written this song? I think not!
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Oh I've got a brand new septic system Oh I've got a way to take your shit Oh I've got a brand new septic system 'Cause I know -- you're full of it You can pull my chain Jiggle my love handle But you can't have my seat On the porcelain bus 'Cause it's my throne From the Kingdom of Home Depot And I need to flush I am overflowing -- with joy Like a kid with a brand new toy Took the plunge in plumbing Brought Mr. Hopper home And dug a brand new leech field of my own Oh I've got a brand new septic system Oh I've got a way to take your shit Oh I've got a brand new septic system 'Cause I know -- you're full of it It's my Fortress of Solitude For number one and number two 'Cause a flush beats a pair And you can't follow me in here It's just me and my magazines Oh I've got a brand new septic system Oh I've got a way to take your shit Oh I've got a brand new septic system 'Cause I know -- you're full of it
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