Scarecrow Stare is like an angry blender in a vegetable garden. Or a musical instrument made of chewing gum, and twine, and spoons from the set of "Alice". Or maybe it's like a game of checkers between an alien and an autocratic South American leader who cannot stop farting. OK, not really. It's a lot like a guy in his room who likes to write songs and record them and then put them on the internet, just because.