Multi-genre singer/songwriter, previously with The Mediocres (Chicago, IL), Swimmer Monkey (Silicon Valley, CA), and currently "Clot 1" of The Garden Clots.
Went to see Juno. Heard the soundtrack. Thought: "I wonder if I could write a song like that?" Here's what happened.
Lyrics
Paging Mr. Octopus
Your tentacles are muscular and clean
Or so they seem
You've put in a rugged day
Relax a bit and let those suckers play
Splashing away
Calling out to sea
Are you hearing me?
Calling Mister Panda Bear
Are you aware of your contrasting hair?
It grows everywhere
You've been eating shoots and leaves
Don't wipe your snout upon your sleeve unless
You've made a mess
Hollering up there
Mr Panda Bear
Calling out to see
Are you hearing me
Good day Mrs Kangaroo
Your built-in purse can hold your Joey too
Lucky for you
You're down under every day
Your toilet water swirls the other way
Or so they say
Yelling out to you
Mrs. Kangaroo
