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Santa's Check-Up (Demo)
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Santa receives some baaaad news from the doctor.
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The Mistletoe Maniacs are dedicated to putting some FUN into the Holiday Season. If your looking for some Christmas Comedy, stop your sleigh here. Showdown at
Cover your ears and prepare for the assult... as The Mistletoe Maniacs take Christmas to places it doesn't want, deserve, need to go.
Song Info
Genre
Pop • Christmas/Seasonal
Charts
#11,225 today Peak #235
#516 in subgenre Peak #10
Author
Rosco Mlinek
Rights
2008
Uploaded
October 30, 2008
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MP3 3.0 MB • 128 kbps • 3:19
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Santa’s Check Up words & music by Rosco Mlinek When Santa got a check up It didn’t go so well, The doctor said to Santa, “You’re heart is shot to hell.” Poor Santa, his bodies filled with disease, It’s from all those Christmas cookies, He’s been eatin’ all those Christmas Eves. His skin looked sorta’ yella’ The doc ran some tests and said, "Your liver’s barely livin’, One more drink and you’ll be dead." Poor Santa, his bodies filled with disease, It’s from all that Christmas Eggnog, He’s been drinkin’ all those Christmas Eves. Santa whispered to the doctor, “You know doc, I got an itch.” The doctor shook his head an’ said, “I’ll add it to the list.” Poor Santa, his bodies filled with disease. It’s from all that Christmas lovin’, He’s been getting every Christmas Eve. So, no more Christmas Cookies, That Eggnog’s gotta’ go. And all you Christmas hoochies, No more tumbles in the snow. Poor Santa, he’s body’s filled with disease, He’s gotta’ hit the straight and narrah’ If he’s ever gonna see more Christmas Eves. He’s gotta’ hit the straight and narrah’ If he’s ever gonna see more Christmas Eves. words & music copyright 2008 by Rosco Mlinek. 6763 Rosecrest Ave. Cincinnati, OH 45243 (513) 984-6578
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