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The Nazgul Song
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A fan submitted parody of 'The Unicorn Song' about The Nazgul from LOTR.
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Marc Gunn is an Irish and Scottish folk singer with a strange affinity for Celtic ballads, drinking songs and cats, and he is the lead singer for the Brobdingna
Marc Gunn is an Irish and Scottish folk singer with a strange affinity for Celtic ballads, drinking songs and cats, and he is the lead singer for the Brobdingnagian Bards.
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Genre
World • Traditional Celtic
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Peak #79
Peak in subgenre #5
Author
Michael Donley
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Marc Gunn
Uploaded
July 09, 2008
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MP3 4.9 MB • 192 kbps • 3:32
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THE NAZGUL SONG (Michael Donley, tune "The Unicorn Song") A long time ago, when Middle Earth was green There were all kinds of monsters that you've never seen They'd run around and slay to enforce the Dark Lord's rule But the deadliest of all were the nine Nazgul There were mean cave troll bashers and drakes with wings Some ugly black goblins and some Nameless Things Some worgs and wraiths and oliphants but the most cruel; The deadliest of all were the nine Nazgul Well the Dark Lord lost his finger, and it gave him pain He cried, "Find that which was called Isildur's Bane" He says, "Hey Witch King Angmar this I command to you: Kill Sam and Frodo too, (Then I'll rule with all of those...) Mean cave troll bashers and drakes with wings Some ugly black goblins and some Nameless Things Some worgs and wraiths and oliphants but don't be a fool Don't disappoint me Lord of the Nazgul The Witch King was there to answer the call He reached the Shire just as dusk started to fall He sliced through the guardsmen two by two And called out with each he slew. Hey Lord!... I've seen mean cave troll bashers and drakes with wings Some ugly black goblins and some Nameless Things Some worgs and wraiths and oliphants but Lord of the Nazgul Finally, found the Hobbits near Amon Sul Then the Nazgul chased Frodo through the open plain Until the Fords of Bruinen they finally came Wading and splashing through the river cool Oh those silly nine Nazgul. They were better than... The mean cave troll bashers and drakes with wings Some ugly black goblins and some Nameless Things The Witch King cried get the ring my nazgul Nothings going to hurt us in this oversized pool. Well, Gandalf was there at the other side The nazgul looked up from the rocks and they cried And then river horses came down and sort of washed them away That's why you'll never see a Nazgul to this very day Nor mean cave troll bashers and drakes with wings Some ugly black goblins and some Nameless Things Some worgs and wraiths and oliphants but be glad you fool You don't live in fear of the nine Nazgul. Now you might think this is the ending to the song But I have to tell you friends that in fact you'd be wrong Because Nagul, well, they're magical so when the river started roarin' They got some mounts with wings as a gift from Sauron Over the mean cave troll bashers and drakes with wings Some ugly black goblins and some Nameless Things But if you're looking for the Nazgul, can't wait for more The Witch King dies to Eowyn at the Battle Pel'nor.
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