Keep Out Of Granny’s Kitchen
When granny is in the kitchen, everybody out
She doesn’t want anyone lurking about
The kitchen and the pantry are her pride and joy
Pots and pans and implements are her pride and joy
Don’t interfere with granny when she’s cooking
Don’t dare to lift any lids whenever she is looking
She is very fussy; don’t try that oven door
Don’t even think of walking cross her kitchen floor
She doesn’t want a helpin’ hand or anyone near----------------------- {Chorus
The kitchen is her castle she holds it very dear
Don’t distract granny when she’s makin’ stew
Keep out of granny’s kitchen if you know what’s good for you
Don’t tell her how much sugar or what spice to use
She is temperamental and might blow a fuse
Granny knows cookin’, what it’s all about
Grandpa tried to snoop; she just threw him out
Granny is like a lion; proctectin’ it’s domain
Have respect for granny; don’t drive her insane
After all her meals; are fit for a king
Isn’t it worth it not to be interfering
She doesn’t want a helpin’ hand or anyone near----------------------- {Chorus
The kitchen is her castle she holds it very dear
Don’t distract granny when she’s makin’ stew
Keep out of granny’s kitchen if you know what’s good for you
Instrumental break
She doesn’t want a helpin’ hand or anyone near----------------------- {Chorus
The kitchen is her castle she holds it very dear
Don’t distract granny when she’s makin’ stew
Keep out of granny’s kitchen if you know what’s good for you
Keep out of granny’s kitchen if you know what’s good for you
Copyright 2008 Frank Papa
