PHALUPAGUS SLUMP (Feat: THE FUNKASAURUS)
INDEPENDENT MUSIC FOR DDOF(C) Daily Dose ofFUNK
YE ARE A VOICE OF 'ALIEN MAJIC' AND APOSTILIC THUS SENT. THUS 'BE YE WISE AS A SERPENT' IT IS SO WRITTEN.
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Story behind the song
A NEW DANCE GROOVE with a STATE OF BEING YOUR HEADS BOBBIN CAUSE THE NECK KNOWS Vocals and lyrics By the Funkasaurus,COMPOSED AND PERFORMED BY THE FUNKASAURUS PRODUCED,by Daily dose of Funk Concept by Big Ant Dogg
Lyrics
ntro:
Unh!
Take heed to the funky beats playing.
And pay attention to the rhyme that I am saying.
A whole new bump for your trunk, phalupagus slump.
I popped it like a pistol grip pump.
(Verse1)
It makes you wanna ride with your head to the side.
The sh** s so fly whiteboys wanna try it.
Daily dose feinding, gangster leaning, when I rool; up on your spot
its all about the go green.
I got my hair faded braided like neoprene from the freak next door
you know she likes to keep it clean.
Cops player hating cause I'm rolling on my bling.
I chill in London England thats where they call me King.
In the club I keep it funky they like it how I swing.
I'm chillin with Jamaicans they say ?Go do your thing.?
I'm steppin out the TV like the freak on ?Ring?
I'm getting funked up like my cousin Hump
Got your head bobbin the this Phalupagus slump
girls on the dance floor shake your junk a cup of ?151? says your mans a punk.
I'm down your throat like ?Barkley? cant stop the dunk
THE FUNKASAURUS giving you a DAILY DOSE ofFUNK!
(Chorus)
Your head bobbing cause the neck knows
You can hear my funky music where the party people go!
Giving you the SHAKEN BOOTY SYNDROME
And if you came alone...Then you ain't going home
The Phalupagaus Slump, Phalupagaus Slump, Phalupagaus Slump, The Phalupagaus Slump
Phalupagaus Slump, Phalupagaus Slump ,The Phalupagaus Slump
(what in the world are y'all talkin about?)
(Intro2) 2
Eenie to the Meenie Miney to the Moe.
Get educated on the slump and then you good to go.
There ain't nothing to it just listen to the flow.
I saw your momma do it at my last Funk show.
Verse2
They all point their fingers and called her a hoe!
But thats alright She was the first to Slump tho.
She did it real funky, She did it hardcore.
She funked around and left a trail on the floor
She did it in a circle led to the back door.
Mushrooms growing from a hell of a spore.
I never seen sh** like that before.
We took her to the Grammy's and she won an award!
We had the bass bumpin and it tore up my Ford.
We kept the trunk together with extension cords
We Flintstone stopped with out feet on the floor
just because we couldn't pass the liquor store! Unh!
Chorus)
Your head bobbing cause the neck knows
You can hear my funky music where the party people go!
Giving you the SHAKEN BOOTY SYNDROME
And if you came alone...Then you ain't going home
The Phalupagaus Slump, Slump, Slump, The Phalupagaus Slump
Phalupagaus Slump, Slump ,The Phalupagaus Slump Slump!
Verse3
We getting funky like Pink polka dot elephants on the ceiling.
You getting from the funk that we feeling.
Administered straight from THE DOSE!
And if you get hooked I suggest you stay close.
Or you might funk around and go humping on a post
shown on Youtube like a Flava Flav roast...THE SLUMP!
I warn Fab birds, Blokes and Dodgy geezers
Queued up on Delancy street , hand on their peeters.
May mistake the Phalupagus for the Heebie Jeebus.
What you got is a crab attached to your pubus.
Lookin like Cous Cous and a side of Humus
and I highly suggest you throw away your bath pumice.
And you bet-not try to pass it at your rummage sale.
Down the lobby theres a Bobby , land your ass in jail!
I know you have no Quid to post your bail
So you better do the Slump to save your tail...Unh!
Chorus) 3
Your head bobbing cause the neck know
You can hear my funky music where the party people go!
Giving you the SHAKEN BOOTY SYNDROME
And if you came alone...Then you ain't going home
Phalupagaus Slump,
Phalupagaus Slump,
Phalupagaus Slump,
The Phalupagaus Slump
Slump,
Slump,
Slump
Did I sleep on this one?.............Well, what the hell.......it's new to me and it's funky........boy you came hard wit this one, pop'n them "P"s.......your still my inspiration!!!