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Peak #949
Peak in subgenre #118
Author
MCSKITTLEZ
Uploaded
August 01, 2007
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MP3 3.3 MB • 128 kbps • 3:37
Lyrics
MONSTER IN MY CLOSET
(Verse 1)
I was laying in bed it was half past EIGHT
It was getting kind of LATE but I wasn¡¦t AFRAID
See I was looking at some porn
Cuz I party like a ROCK STAR
Damn looking at these girls
Really make my COCK HARD
Anyways now back to the TOPIC
See I was looking at this porn
And I was reading some COMICS
Then I heard something it was making some NOISE
I think it said something like ¡§I like touching little BOYS¡¨ <--Monster
What the heck it was louder then BEFORE
It said the same thing coming out the closet DOOR
It started freaking me out, it started getting STRANGER
I was wondering if I was in DANGER
So I called my mom ¡§Mom come to my ROOM¡¨ „²Me
"Donnie I'm taking a crap in the bathROOM" „²Mom
But mom come on now you really need to see THIS „²Me
Okay, I¡¦ll be there when I¡¦m done taking a PISS „²Mom
(Chorus X2)
There¡¦s a monster in my closet that¡¦s trying to GET ME
Every time my parents check it, it¡¦s always EMPTY
I don¡¦t know what to do, because nobody BELIEVES ME
All I know is every night this monster SEES ME
(Verse 2)
Now it was getting even later I could see a full MOON
Finally my mom opened the door and entered my ROOM
I¡¦m like look over there mom, it¡¦s coming from my CLOSET „²Me
Now Donnie calm down, that¡¦s a bunch of NONSENSE „²Mom
So I opened up the door and told her to look IN THERE
Guess what? It disappeared out of THIN AIR
But mom mom you really got to BELIEVE ME „²Me
Donnie your minds playing tricks on you cuz you¡¦re SLEEPY „²Mom
Now go back to bed and try to get some SLEEP „²Mom
So tomorrow you¡¦re not crazy and act like a FREAK „²Mom
But mom listen up please you need to UNDERSTAND „²Me
Don¡¦t dare raise your voice to me young MAN „²Mom
Now go back to sleep it¡¦s just all in your HEAD „²Mom
Mom I won¡¦t, you heard what I SAID „²Mom
Now good night Donald cuz tonight I¡¦ve had ENOUGH „²Mom
Then she left my room and slammed the door SHUT
(Chorus X2)
There¡¦s a monster in my closet that¡¦s trying to GET ME
Every time my parents check it, it¡¦s always EMPTY
I don¡¦t know what to do, because nobody BELIEVES ME
All I know is every night this monster SEES ME
(Verse 3)
So I was laying in bed and talking on my CELL PHONE
Then I felt something it was touching my TAIL BONE
It started making noise like a PSYCHO LAUGHING
I turned on the lights it was MICHAEL JACKSON
He jumped on my bed and he tried to RAPE ME
Then he screaming out why won¡¦t you DATE ME
I kicked him in the balls the hardest I ever COULD
Then I ran to the door and he grabbed me by the FOOT
I feel right down but then I kicked him in the NOSE
Blood was soaking everywhere it got all over our CLOTHES
But then I got back up and fled to my DAD¡¦S ROOM
Came back and knocked that psycho out with a VACUUM
That¡¦s the night I killed Jackson that NAUGHTY FAG
I cut his ass up into pieces put it in a BODY BAG
He tried to rape me but I showed that MONSTER
I killed that psychopath then threw him in a DUMBSTER
(Chorus X2)
There¡¦s a monster in my closet that¡¦s trying to GET ME
Every time my parents check it, it¡¦s always EMPTY
I don¡¦t know what to do, because nobody BELIEVES ME
All I know is every night this monster SEES ME
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