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JACK SIMMONS IS CULTURAL SATIRIST AND STAND UP COMIC.JACK HAS BEEN ON THE COMEDY CIRCUIT FOR 20 YEARS AND MADE MANY TV APPEARANCES. BESIDES STAND UP, JACK FORMED HIS BAND WEAPONS OF MUSICAL DESTRUCTION WHO TAKE AIM AT THE POLITICALLY CORRECT WORLD AND THE CURRENT CULTURE. JACKS LATEST RELEASE "HOHO-PHOBES" IS A HILARIOUS SHOT AT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE BENT ON STOPPING CHRISTMAS. JACKS OTHERS SONGS INCLUDE " EVERYONES A RACIST (AT LEAST THAT WHAT WE'RE TOLD) AND "LIBERALS AND LIPSTICK LESBIANS" VERY FUNNY AND VERY BITING

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Genre

Podcasts • Comedy - Political Humor

Charts

#3,075 today Peak #49

#114 in subgenre Peak #4

Uploaded

December 17, 2006

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MP3

MP3 1.6 MB • 128 kbps • 1:42

Lyrics

hoho phobes- written and arranged by jack simmons feat. Torrance Civic Choir 
 
hohophobes, hohophobes come out every year 
they like to scream and moan all year and ruin christmas cheer
hoho phobes hoho phobes you probably know a few, 
for them christmas means nothing 
it should mean the same to you
 
they dont want christmas songs
they dont want christmas trees
they dont want christmas greetings
it causes them unease
 
they dont like christmas wreaths 
or santas in the store
and all the things that you hold dear
offend them to the core
 
    CHORUS
 
They hang out in the courts
and try to darken lights
have very little interest in any of your rights
 
so ring your Christmas bells
and sing your christmas songs
and celebrate your rituals
or they wont be here for long

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