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My Fat Ass Itches
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Satire featuring the blues of the great Potbelly. Featured on Dr. Demento's "Funny Five"!
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Acoustic comedy featuring bad-attitude blues, ballads and uptempo numbers.
Acoustic comedy featuring bad-attitude blues, ballads and uptempo numbers. Adam Sandler, Henry Phillips, Stephen Lynch; Tom Lehrer, Allan Sherman, John Prine, Bill Cosby) can download and other popular tracks from my EP at (99 cents per single; $4.95 for the five-track album). ($8.99 plus shipping). . to receive occasional e-mail notices about my adventures in the comedy music biz...
Song Info
Genre
Blues • Straight Ahead Blues
Charts
#7,234 today Peak #97
#560 in subgenre Peak #14
Author
Ken Turetzky
Rights
Ken Turetzky 1999
Uploaded
August 17, 2003
Track Files
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MP3 3.1 MB • 128 kbps • 3:20
Story behind the song

The band:
Ken Turetzky: Vocals, acoustic guitar and harmonica
Daria McBee: Background vocals
Lee Fortune: Lead guitars and bass guitar
Terry McIntyre: Percussion
Lyrics
Been on the street all day I've been all over town Gonna be on my feet some more, you know I can't sit down Because my fat ass itches My fat ass itches My fat ass itches And oh, I can't be livin' thisaway Old boy come up to me Say, Buddy, you got a match? I said, I don't have time right now You know I gotta scratch Because my fat ass itches My fat ass itches My fat ass itches And oh, I can't be livin' thisaway I'm ridin' in the subway And ooh, I gotta scratch A cop slaps on the handcuffs And say, Boy, you can't do that Just 'cause your fat ass itches Your fat ass itches Your fat ass itches But oh, you can't be livin' thataway Well, I used to have a woman But I couldn't love her right Said, Honey, please excuse me And come back tomorrow night Because my fat ass itches My fat ass itches My fat ass itches And oh, I can't be livin' thisaway Oh Lord, I tried Preparation H, hot bath, high-fiber diet, yoga, meditation and prayer meetings. But nothing will relieve this nagging itch. I fear it will be with me until my last dyin' day. ....Baby, you don't know what discomfort is. Aaaaaaaaah!
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