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BJ (Bad Day parody)
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Parody artist with a penchant for wit and wordplay
This isn't a band, it's just me... I write songs, usually parodies, and occasionally get the chance to record stuff. This seemed like a good sort of site to give people access to the recordings. I hope you like them: I like to think they're kind of funny
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Genre
Podcasts • Comedy - Adult
Charts
#331 in subgenre Peak #1
Charts
Peak #30
Author
Phil Alexander
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Phil Alexander
Uploaded
December 14, 2006
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MP3 3.5 MB • 128 kbps • 3:50
Lyrics
I got an email with some odd videos I fired 'em up with all the doors closed There was a girl, she was playing a game And it had a strange somewhat foreign name: Fella-rella-ratio Then it came to me that I had to know So round to my girlfriend's, I had to go To give me an answer, 'cause I had to see If she would do this odd-named thing for me: Fertilla-Horatio Said I want a BJ Some lipstick around But I'm sorry to say That she ain't going down I smile and say "Yes?" She frown and say "No 'Cause down is one place That I simply won't go You want a BJ You've run out of luck I ain't goin' down And I don't give a hoot You want a BJ Won't get a BJ" Trying again - is the answer still "no"? Play a piped piece on the pork piccolo Fella-cilla-she-say-No! You want a BJ? Still on about that? Now please go away 'Cause I'm telling you flat I ain't gonna kneel Down there on the floor 'Cause that isn't what a head should be for You want a BJ Now you're out of luck I ain't gonna play And your attitude sucks You want a BJ (D'Oh.. No BJ..) Sometimes you may get blown right away And the whole thing comes out wrong In the lottery draw last night My numbers came up, and I've won A million Hmm... with my lottery cash, I might heal this schism Oh, time to see Does she still believe [in] vegetarianism? Now I want a BJ Come, tickle my itch And think before you say "No", 'cause I'm rich You say that you know You saw on the news You're telling me "no" That you cannot refuse I want a BJ You think it sounds fun And you're getting a taste Of what is to come I want a BJ I want a BJ (Muffled:) Want a BJ (repeat to or.. er.. fade)
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